Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank

In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them ...

Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank

Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
Language: en
Pages: 272
Authors: Celia Rivenbark
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2007-09-04 - Publisher: St. Martin's Press

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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
Language: en
Pages: 272
Authors: Celia Rivenbark
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2007-09-04 - Publisher: Macmillan

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Belle Weather
Language: en
Pages: 288
Authors: Celia Rivenbark
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010-07-01 - Publisher: St. Martin's Press

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We're Just Like You, Only Prettier
Language: en
Pages: 288
Authors: Celia Rivenbark
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010-04-01 - Publisher: St. Martin's Press

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Language: en
Pages: 288
Authors: Celia Rivenbark
Categories: Humor
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